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66 Spring Quotes Funny for Welcoming the Season of Renewal

The last traces of winter's cold slowly melt away. Nature prepares to unveil its beautiful transformation—the coming of spring. This season of renewal is like a painter's canvas. It is splashed with rich hues and sprinkled with new beginnings.

What better way to embrace the blossoming than with hearty laughter? Enter the world of spring quotes funny, where humor dances hand in hand—also their delicate petals and fresh fragrances of this refreshing time of year.

Spring is often called nature's grandest stimulation. It is the canvas upon which fancy and wonder blend. This very spirit finds its home in the realm of humorous spring quotes—those witty and playful lines that pat our funny bones.

Here are some funny spring quotes compiled from numerous sources, Thursday (10/08/2023).

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Spring Quotes Funny to Make You Smile

1. “Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.” – Marianne Van Hirtum

2. “Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.” – Ambrose Bierce

3. "Winter left me with a few spring rolls."

4. "I have completely pollen in love with this time of year."

5. “Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.” – Geoffrey B. Charlesworth
6. "Spring is here. Turn over a new leaf. Time to turn a new leaf."

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7. “Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.” – Doug Larson

8. "It’s a lovely shade of pollen outside. Spring has sprung. It’s finally spring thyme."

9. “Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” – Charles Dickens

10. "If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?" - Percy Bysshe Shelley

11. "Spring is when life's alive in everything." — Christina Rossetti

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12. "To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone." — Reba McEntire

13. "Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart." — Victor Hugo

14. "Despite the forecast, live like it's Spring." — Lilly Pulitzer

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15. "When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest." — Ernest Hemingway

16. "Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood." — Wallace Stevens7

17. "If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball." — Sam Rutigliano

18. "Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different." — C. S. Lewis

19. "Autumn is a second spring where every leaf is a flower." — Albert Camus

20. "It's not Spring Break until somebody dies!
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21. "Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day." — Wilton E. Hall
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22. "The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in." — Dave Beard

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Spring Quotes Funny That Will Have You Laughing

23. "I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." — Steven Wright

24. “A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.” – Emily Dickinson

25. “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” – Margaret Atwood

26. “A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.” – Jane Fonda

28. “Despite the forecast, live like it’s Spring.”- Lilly Pulitzer

29. "In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours." - Mark Twain

30. “Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.” – Geoffrey B. Charlesworth
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31. “Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” – Charles Dickens

32. “Walk lightly in the spring; Mother Earth is pregnant.” – Native American Indian Proverb (Kiowa)

33. "Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." - Doug Larson
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34. "Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' - Robin Williams

35. "I am totally a spring chicken."

36. “A life without love is like a year without spring.” – Octavian Paller

37. "I’m springing it on you…winter is over!"

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39. “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.” – Margaret Atwood

40. "Putting a little spring in my step. Live life in full bloom."

41. "When the birds sing, you know it’s spring."

42. “An optimist is the human personification of spring.” – Susan J. Bissonette

43. "Spring sure does have a nice ring."

44. “Blossom by blossom the spring begins.” – Algernon Charles Swinburne

Spring Quotes Funny to Boost Your Happiness

45. “In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.” – Mark Twain

46. "Fear always springs from ignorance." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

47. "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

48. "Truth springs from argument amongst friends."

49. "One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time." - Andre Gide

50. "Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded." — Marianne van Hirtum

51. “Spring makes the world a happy place You see a smile on every face. Flowers come out and birds arrive, Oh, isn’t it grand to be alive?”

52. “Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.” – Lewis Grizzard

53. “In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head.” – Emma Racine deFleur

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54. “It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.” — Rainer Maria Rilke

55. “What a strange thing! to be alive, beneath cherry blossoms.” — Kobayashi Issa

Spring Quotes Funny to Bring You to Joy

56. “Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.” — John Muir

57. "The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring." - Bernard Williams

58. “The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.” – Ernest Hemingway

59. “If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.” — Victor Hugo

60. "When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest." - Ernest Hemingway

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61. “Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” — Virgil A. Kraft

62. "If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant." - Anne Bradstreet

63. "Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems." - Rainer Maria Rilke

64. “Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.” — Virgil A. Kraft

65. “The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” – Henry Van Dyke

66. “The promise of spring’s arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter!” — Jen Selinsky

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As we end our journey through the funny spring quotes, let's reflect on the charm this season gives us.
Spring with its playful breezes and playful dances of blossoms. It reminds us that even in life's problems, a good laugh can be the way from a bad mood.

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These spring quotes are formulated with the energy of humor. They have taken us through a garden of laughter, where each holds a delightful surprise. As we take our journeys of growth and transformation, let's carry the spirit of these spring quotes with us. Like spring, let's remember that life is a masterpiece woven from laughter and tears.

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