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45 Pirate Quotes Funny, Boost Your Joy Imagination On The Sea

Ahoy, mateys! Set your course for a journey of laughter, humor, and hearty pirate charm. The high seas have long been a playground for tales of adventure—also, their hidden treasures and brave adventures. But among the action, a gem of humor is as timeless as the pirate quotes funny. Welcome to the world of "pirate quotes funny." We search to uncover the joy pirate quotes funny bring to the open waters.

Imagine yourself standing on the deck of a ship. The salty breeze twisting your hair and the horizon trying endlessly before you. It's a scene that has captured the imaginations of adventurers. Yet, beyond the legendary, a side exists to the pirate's life. It's in the playful chatting between crewmates through the salty air. The humorous words that keep spirits high during long journeys. These inspire us to make pirate quotes funny.

Join us as we look into the treasure of "Pirate Quotes Funny." Every line is a cannonball of amusement. So, boost the flag of joy, let loose a hearty "Arrr!" Prepare to navigate the depths of humor on the high seas like never before.
Let's check out some pirate quotes funny, as compiled from numerous sources, Wednesday (09/08/2023).

Pirate Quotes Funny

Pirate Quotes Funny to Make You Laugh

1. “There is none of you but will hang me, I know, whenever you can clinch me within your power.”

2. Ahoy – This is pirate for “Hello”

3. “There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.” ― Walt Disney

4. “When a pirate grows rich enough, they make him a prince.” ― George R R Martin

5. ”I plead my belly.” -Mary Read

6. “There is none of you but will hang me, I know, whenever you can clinch me within your power.” -Bartholomew “Black Bart” Roberts

7. “I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn’t be hanged like a dog.” ― Anne Bonny

8. “Loot is first and wimmen second. Because if ye have the first ye’ll have the second, but if ye have the second ye won’t have the first for long!” – Linda Meilink

9. “Keep calm and… drink a bottle of rum. Don’t ever let people that see what’s in your left hand, see what’s in the right…” – Lee Davies

10. ”I feel underdressed without some pirate garb.” – Lisa Kessler

11. “Let’s jump on board, and cut them to pieces.” ― Blackbeard

12. “Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.” – Johnny Depp

13. “Ahoy! Let’s trouble the water!” – Bella De Pirate
14. “Fetch me another Cabin Boy…This one be split!” – Yellowbeard

15. “Fate has brought us together again. Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together.” ― Kermit the Frog as Captain Abraham Smollet, Muppet Treasure Island

Pirate Quotes Funny That Will Make You Chuckle

16. “It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.” ― William Bolitho

17. “It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.” ― Jack Handey

18. “There is nothing like the smell of cannon fire in the morning.” – Nyre Rose

19. “In politics and in trade, bruisers and pirates are of better promise than talkers and clerks.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

20. “Damn you villains, who are you? And from whence came you?” ― Edward ‘Blackbeard’ Teach

21. “Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.” ― Bela Kiraly

22. "My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled." – Johnny Depp

23. “There’s very little admirable about being a pirate. There’s very little functional about a pirate. There’s very little real about a pirate.” – Will Oldham

24. “Damn my blood, I am sorry they won’t let you have your sloop again, for I scorn to do anyone a mischief, when it is not for my advantage.” ― Black Sam Bellamy

25. “Your words surround you like fog and make you hard to see.”

26. "The world is still the same, there's just less in it." - Jack Sparrow

27. “Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last.” – Lawrence Lessig

28. "I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised." - Jack Sparrow

29. "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." - Jack Sparrow

30. “Not all treasure is silver and gold.” - Pirates of the Caribbean
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Pirate Quotes Funny to Make You Giggle

31. "And that was without even a single drop of rum." - Jack Sparrow

32. "I just want to be a pirate… But I couldn’t get my ship together. Live in the sunshine, swim in the ocean and drink in the wild air." – Emerson

33. "Under a black flag we sail and the sea shall be our empire. If I download a movie in Jamaica… Am I a pirate of the Caribbean?"

34. "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest." - Jack Sparrow

35. "May your anchor be tight, your cork be loose, your rum be spiced and your compass be true." – Danny Taddei

36. “There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.” ― James Russell Lowel
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37. “The pirate he will sink you with a kiss, he’ll steal your heart and sail away.” ― Joni Mitchell

38. "No survivors? Then, where do the stories come from, I wonder?" - Jack Sparrow

39. “I think pirates, like astronauts, particularly for a boy, are always kind of worth thinking about.” ― Daniel Handler

40. "May your blade always be wet, and powder dry." – Captain O’Dunne

41. "If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it." - Jack Sparrow

42. “A pirate spreading misery and ruin over the face of the ocean.” ― Thomas Jefferson

43. "I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it."- Jack Sparrow

44. "The cure for anything is saltwater, sweat, tears or the sea." – RobynNola.com

45. "There comes a time in most men’s lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag." – Capt. D.